CHAPTER ONE – Song Craziness
Cloudtail was practicing his magic tricks he had learned with fire when a small spark flew out of the fire and landed on Squirrelflight’s pelt and lit her pelt on fire. Suddenly Cinderheart walked out of the nursery and saw Squirrelflight’s pelt and said,”Your pelt looks like it is on fire!”
“That is because it is!”
Then Cinderheart started singing “This Girl Is On Fire”, except she sang, “This squirrel is on fire! (dun, dun, dun) This squirrel is on fire! (dun, dun, dun) And she’s walking on fire! (dun, dun, dun!)”
Then Bramblestar walked out of the leaders den and started yelling at Cloudtail for being so foolish and setting his mate on fire. (dun, dun, dun)
Then Lionblaze walked out of the warriors den and yelled’ “FIRE!” As soon as he said this, five cats on a red truck wearing read coats with a long tendril between their paws raced into camp and yelled, “NOTHING TO FEAR, RIVERCLAN FIRE DEPARTMENT IS HERE! After they spray a now very wet Squirrelflight, they saw that everyone was hissing at them so they drived away so quickly that they drove over the lake!
When everyone who had chased Riverclan was back, Amberkit flew out of the nursery and cried,”Starclan has given me super powers!” And then she made a whole lot of catmint appear.
Let’s just say things got a little crazy after that, including Bramblestar dancing the hula and Lionblaze singing “Stronger” by Kelly Clarkson in a very bad tone. Let me tell you some things that happened. First of all, Daisy, Fernkit, Purdy and Mousewhisker were doing the hokey pokey and Firekit was singing “Hall of fame” by The Script. Not to mention he was using an electric guitar.