A young tortoiseshell-and-white she-cat with petal-shaped white patches strutted onto the set, swaying her hips to the beat of a Katy Perry song. She did a cartwheel theyrest of the way to center stage.
“Welcome to the first episode of ‘How to train your cat’!
A whisper went though the crowd and somecat shouted,”That’s not what we paid for!”
“Naw, I was just joking!” The she-cat beamed. “I would never lie to my followers!”
She coughed slightly, to gain the riot-to-be’s attention. “Hello!” She announced. “I’m Blossomfall, your host! Welcome to Warrior Cats Funniest Home Videos! Check out what you can win!”
*A recording of a charismatic tom’s voice starts playing* “Weclome to WCFV, brought to you by Foxleap’s Car Center Inc. Here you can win a trip to the Old Territories, complete with a tour of Rusty’s home and old Bloodclan territory. WORTH $455.” *End of recording.*
As the camera focused back on the host she cleared her throat. “Here’s the first video, sent in by Bramblestar, ‘Squirrels can’t sing!'”
Squirrelflight looks at the camera and reaches out a paw to adjust it. When the video focuses she announces,”Hi, this is Squirrelflight here, and I’m going to sing,’Firework’ by Katy Perry. She holds up her guitar and starts strumming random chords.
“Do you ever FEEL, like a plastic BAG, drifting though the WIND wanting to start AGAIN.”-
*Blossomfall took out earplugs, and now the audience understood why pairs had been passed around earlier.*
– Squirrelflight continues singing, but at the chorus, when she sings,”CAUSE BABY YOU’RE A FIREWORK!” Her voice goes so high her window shatters and a bird falls to the ground outside, and someone is noted yelling, “SHUT UP SQUIRRELFLIGHT!”
Out of suprise, she sings one more note, and the glass on the camera shatteres.
The audience roared with laughter, but Squirrelflight, who was in the back row, looked down at her feet.”That was a new camera.” She muttered.
Blossomfall paused for three seconds to wait for the crowd to calm down, and started speaking. “Next, this is a video called ‘An ugly storm’, sent in by Oakheart!”
An orangish-brown tabby tom kitten looks at himself in a puddle of water. “I’M SO UGLY!” He wails, then collapsed sobbing. “NO ONE WILL WANT TO BE MY MATE, I WILL HAVE NO FREINDS, I WILL DIE ALONE! MY MOM HATES ME, NO ONE LIKES ME, HOW CAN THE MEDICINE CAT EVEN LOOK AT ME!” Stormkit cries, then rolls over onto his back, his fur drenched with tears.
A giggle is heard in the backround, persumely Oakkit, laughing at his brother.
“WHY STARCLAN, WHY!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????” *The clip ends.*
The audience roared again, Willowshine especially. Oakheart slapped his knees (Do cats even have knees) and doubled over laughing, while Crookedstar blushed. “W-well I w-was a bit of a-a d-drama king back then.” He stammered. (King, not queen.)
Blossomfall smiled, then announced,”See you after the break!”
*A queen and a she-kit are shopping at walmart. The she-kit has a uniform on which says ‘Riverclan Kindergarden and Elementary ‘. The mother reaches to take out a box of frozen fish sticks, but the she-kit whines,”I want fresh fish!” A ginger tom then appears and says,”Come to Echomist’s Fish Place, with fish freshly and daily caught and shipped from the lake!” *Screen turns red and some words are diplayed while a jingle plays*
The camera went and zoomed in on Blossomfall, who smiled charmingly at the crowd. “Hello again! Let me tell you something. This show, is well, a starting show. If we get popular enough, and enough videos are entered, we can do themes!” The crowd cheered. “But for now, you have to live with ‘Field Day Fiasco!'”
An upbeat song, New Romantics by Taylor Swift starts playing. There is a giant field, recognized as the exersise area of the Thunderclan schools. Dozens of kits and apprentices race around the field, but they keep tripping over twigs and each other. One kit trips and rolls over and starts crying, and a teacher comes over to rush it away.
The clip changes to show kits and apprentices doing chin-ups, but one apprentice hits his head on the bar and falls off unconscious.
At the long jump area, a kit runs and accidentally lands in a belly flop, while at the high jump an apprentice jumps and land on the bar, and gasps in pain as he folds around it then falls.
The audience laughed while Blossomfall announced,”Thats it for today! So vote for which video you want to win in the comments and send in a video(Story)/Video Idea in the comments!